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double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
by Sexydimma October 23, 2014
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common

Someone who has ZERO class. A loser, a worthless person. AKA, a drunk person that fucks with your car and puts dents in it when they don't even know you. Generally of lower class you can find common people lurking in most college towns. Be careful.
That common piece of shit thought it would be cool to bounce around on the hood of my car like Richard fuckin Simmons.
by dan April 13, 2004
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Commonwealth spelling

An imaginary set of English spelling rules, cited from a politically-correct wish to be inclusive or out of ignorance of Canadian English. There are only three varieties of spelling in English: British, US, and Canadian (the last is often described as a combination of the first two). English spelling in all other places follows one of these conventions. At least two of these forms are prominently used in countries of the Commonwealth of Nations.
Which kind of “Commonwealth spelling” is this, British spelling or Canadian spelling?
by Michael Zed March 15, 2010
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Commonism

J. Edgar Hoover's pronunciation of communism.
"Senator, I think that commonism is as serious a menace to the United States as it ever was if not more so."
by Oscar MacGorden January 26, 2012
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commonly

When a bitch sucks your dick then your friend's dick then your friend's friend's dick then your friend's friend's dick she is a commonly as in she commonly sucks dick.
Bro: Bro i got my dick sticky with (insert name)
Bro2: Me too dude!
Bro3: So did I she's such a commonly.
by Oscar Denali September 17, 2014
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