Sure cheerleaders are self-centered cunts, but they're atleast hot....the colorguard girls are the same...just not as hot...sometimes not even hot at all.
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A person native to the state of colorado. Uneducated and ignorant, the dipshit enjoys harrassing tourists and pretending that colorado is really that cool. See also hick, moron , asshole. The dipshit is not self-aware enough to realize that not everyone driving down the road wants to be behind a pack of bike riders. The Breckenridge dipshit, is a little more evolved. The type to hand you back your change and the tip jar at the same time. Pride is another symptom of the Colorado dipshit, proud to be dumb.
Heard while Driving down the street with Texas licence plates on, "GO BACK TO TEXAS, GO BACK TO TEXAS, GO BACK TO TEXAS..." ME:"I'M NOT FROM TEXAS,YOU COLORADO DIPSHIT!"
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In 2012 Colorado Passed Amendment 64, which effectively regulates marijuana like alchohol. The term's origin is unclear.
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Get the colorado cookie mug.Not dance. Not cheer. Not gymnastics. Cologuard incorporates techniques and moves from these, but only the most basic of them. Not dancers. Not cheerleaders. Not gymnasts. Unless of course there is prior training you are none of these. These sports require an insane amount of muscle, coordination(which props to you, you guys do have to focus incredibly hard and have crazy coordination), musicality, technique, discipline, training, flexibility, and TIMING TIMING TIMING, someone guard is almost always off, and please point your toes and straighten your legs. You guys do a lot of these, but not in the same way or with the same mastery and professionalism. High school colorguard is cool and totally a sport, but you are NOT DANCERS, GYMNASTS, OR CHEERLEADERS!!!
Cg kid: does a sodecha with bent legs and flexed feet* “Colourgaurd is way harder than dance”
Cg kid: does a cartwheel with absolutely no form* “Cheerleaders are so stupid and they can’t even do stunts”
Cg kid: does a backbend and complains all week* “colourgaurd is way harder than gymnastics. We do acrobatics all the time”
Dancer: shakes head* “those are supposed to be jazz runs?”
Cheerleader: “I’m the stupid one? At least I can count”
Gymnast: “That was good execution???”
I guess that’s colorguard
Cg kid: does a cartwheel with absolutely no form* “Cheerleaders are so stupid and they can’t even do stunts”
Cg kid: does a backbend and complains all week* “colourgaurd is way harder than gymnastics. We do acrobatics all the time”
Dancer: shakes head* “those are supposed to be jazz runs?”
Cheerleader: “I’m the stupid one? At least I can count”
Gymnast: “That was good execution???”
I guess that’s colorguard
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