chive

the vein that is at the top of ur dick

my chive is pulsating

by timmy taint December 23, 2007

Smoking Convention

When 4 or more people smoke. This also would include the vortex bong.

Stoney Alfred: Hey guys do you guys want to go to the Planthouse?

Dentist Alfred: oh your tooth is bothering you, free drill Errr.

Disco Alfred: Don't you guys have that dancing mood.(proceeds to disco)

Alfred: Stupid Stoney Alfred were already in the planthouse. This makes it a smoking convention.

Homer Simpson: Here i brought the vortex bong.
Mr.Chimps:Cheep Cheep free credit.

by Mr.chimps January 22, 2009

Chivers

Plural form of Chiver.
Also used to collectively label the loyal followers of theChive.com, both Chivers and Chivettes.

While we were on vacation, we ran into a group of Chivers that lived there and showed us around town and took us out for an awesome night.

by SquishyFlint December 5, 2011

conventional standards

A girl or boy who has qualities often seeked in a partner. In women this tends to be: big breasts, round buttocks, tiny waist. In a man this tends to be: muscular body, tall, big arms.

"She wasn't hot by conventional standards, no big tits or round ass. She was just hot."

by Joan Dark January 14, 2008

Chive

An awkwardly skinny average height young fellow with an "I don't really give a shit" attitude. Also known to have long unwashed hair. Chives do what they want, when they want. They also don't have their license for they depend on others for rides around. The chive loves to smoke pot and will never turn down an opportunity to light one up. Don't get the chive angry, for he is a ticking time bomb.

Evan dude, you're such a chive.

by Zst December 20, 2013

Convent Girl

Horrible British girl. Brought up with conservative values. Goes to an all girl convent school and thinks because of this they are better than everyone. Absolute slag - has sex with everything in sight. Shop at Waitrose (stupidly expensive British supermarket) and would rather go bankrupt than be seen elsewhere. Scum of the earth in my humble opinion.

Working class lad: Mate, you seen that convent girl?
Other working class lad: Another one of them slags is she?

by BigMac2009 July 13, 2009

Convent Station

A suburb in Morristown. The mainly white rich part of this town can be as fake badass as the next. Kids in Convent think that T.P.ing a tree and switching the street signs is a true crime. Convent, also known as Co-Stat (made up by a previous resident there to make it sound more ghetto then it is) is 100% white, and for those kids who aren't shipped off to Delbarten, SHP, and Oak Knoll they are sent to the trashy highschool in hopes not to get stabbed.

Convent Station is still love, no matter how fake ghetto it is.

by MakeLoveNotWar September 9, 2006