cockatoo

A tattoo on the penis.

You can hardly see his cockatoo, he's got such a large gock.

by Peas_and_frogs April 8, 2008

Cockhole

A cockhole is another word for a persons mouth. It is usually used when a loud mouthed woman or man wont shut the fuck up.

"Why dont you ever do the dishes?"

"Shut your cockhole you slut."

by Zaneoi May 18, 2015

Cocktoo

A mark in the shape of a penis or cigar that is left by slapping someone with your penis, resulting in an outline of it on someones skin.

"After she blew me, I pulled out of her mouth and slapped her face with my cock, leaving a cocktoo."

by Michael M. Clean June 19, 2008

Cocktographer

Cock-taw-gra-fer ;

Someone who exclusively takes pictures of cocks.

That dude Dave is such a cocktographer.

by digitalheresy November 12, 2009

cocktor beam

Much like a tractor beam that we see in sci fi movies, a cocktor beam is what girls get caught in when they're near their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them sexy vibes or actual cock.

We're not gonna see Karen again for a while. She's caught up in Steve's cocktor beam.

by Dj Ktown February 2, 2017

Cockjoy

Derogatory word used to describe a homosexual.

"Shandy? You're such a cockjoy"

by Michaelnwuk June 22, 2008

cockbosh

When a man lays it on the table to trump his woman's decision

She was spending too much money so he put the cockbosh on it.

by Allwoundup November 23, 2014