French Club

A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.
Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.
by coke daddy March 09, 2015
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club hot

Someone who is more attractive in a night club.
Matthew is tall and blonde, he is in the ultimate in club hot.
by JimmyB91 October 10, 2014
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Harkness club

Similar to the mile high club, you are considered part of the "Harkness club" after having sex on a Harkness table, a large, wooden, oval table seating 12 students. Primarily found in American, New England, prep schools which use the Harkness system of learning such as: Exeter, Lawrenceville, Andover, etc.
"Dude, I totally banged that chick in Mem. Hall last night!"
"Woah, are you part of the Harkness club now?"
"Oh yeaahh!"

*High five*
by Hashtag_TheRealMichealCera!! February 25, 2014
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club penguin

Game that reverses multiple situations of real life.
In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.
by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017
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Club Scout

Club Scout – usually a fraternity pledge or other lowly entrant, who is tasked the demeaning job of making a solo run to check out strip clubs and other venues for more senior members for future party spots
Brian got tagged as being the club scout for the fraternity.
by TooSick4U February 10, 2010
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Cobweb Club

When you and your friend are not getting sex, you form your own club... the Cobweb Club, to indicate the cobwebs growing in and on your sex parts from lack of use.
Mark and Amy weren't getting any at home so, they started meeting to bitch to one another as a two person cobweb club.
by Dirt Dobber May 06, 2011
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Lunch Club

person 1: yo why is lunch club dead

person 2: callmecarson
by mifties March 05, 2021
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