couche

a mix between a cunt and a douche.

sally you are such a couche.

by gimmeSomeBread January 21, 2009

couch hopping

1. staying at a different house or apartment everyday or every few days while looking for a place to live

2. staying at someones house, mooching until you wear out your welcome, then moving on to another person's house

I haven't found a place to live yet, so I stuck all my stuff in storage and I'm pretty much couch hopping for now.

by yon_sved September 22, 2005

Couch Con

The lobby area in an anime or video game convention where generally people tent and look at their merchandise.

Example Man A: Where is Example Man B?
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.

by Lindsey D May 26, 2007

couch hooker

a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.

i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.

by karmagirlbme April 11, 2010

CouchPork

noun: someone who is on a couch for the purpose of having sex.
verb: to have sexual intercourse on a couch

I'm going to have to have some of that couchpork before I go anywhere.

Have a seat, I am going to couchpork you.

by moonpork December 1, 2010

couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.

Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.

by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014

Couch pussy nigga

A nigga who believes he's fucking you into tomorrow but you feel nothinge because he's either fucking the couch or just lame at laying pipe

Justin is lame in bed. He's such a couch pussy nigga.

by TheFairyQueen December 28, 2016