after railing the female (or male if thats your thing) from behind for an unspecified amount of time and shooting your wad all over their back, punch them in the back of the head. hard. used to prevent unwanted after-sex cuddle time. similar to the the Dirty Pedro
Jeez, I took your advice and used the Cleveland Snowplow on Jane last night and I went right to sleep when I put my head down.
by the dude February 04, 2005
by calgaryboy February 09, 2013
A V-Neck Shirt, typically plain or with a small amount of text, that's depth reaches, but is not limited to, the latitude of the armpit. Started in the Cleveland, Ohio region shortly after the departure of Lebron James, although the reason behind such timing is largely unknown.
by Cleveland-V August 02, 2010
by Mr Brown Eye July 20, 2009
by DTERR December 29, 2004
Quickly heating the female orifice to be used as a fornication semen receptacle. Best employed rhetorically.
Microwaving or boiling a synthetic female orifice for life altering masturbation.
Microwaving or boiling a synthetic female orifice for life altering masturbation.
After she saw him the the first time last night Steve seemingly could do nothing to arouse her. After blowing smoke up her ass he tried the cleveland steamer to make her receptive to his planned penetration. Smoke, steam, cajoling... none of these would distract her from laughing about his penis.
Bobby read on the interweb the gelatinous tube with the tight tunnel would feel as good as fucking the orifice of a real woman. Not bothering with the instructions he boiled his masturbation toy to "heat it up for that realistic feel". After he returned home from the hospital he never gave device assisted masturbation another thought even after the skin grafts to his penis fully recovered. His parents gave his internet connection the cleveland steamer treatment with PfSense.
Bobby read on the interweb the gelatinous tube with the tight tunnel would feel as good as fucking the orifice of a real woman. Not bothering with the instructions he boiled his masturbation toy to "heat it up for that realistic feel". After he returned home from the hospital he never gave device assisted masturbation another thought even after the skin grafts to his penis fully recovered. His parents gave his internet connection the cleveland steamer treatment with PfSense.
by PassionTrain August 29, 2012
When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.
Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.
by KEMTD April 23, 2006