cendesia

One of a kind name. Very childish and stubborn person yet her presence is so addictive. Censesia comes from a west java folklore of ken dedes, a beautiful woman whose beauty didn't fade by time. So did this cendesia, she is the most beautiful woman in your life that will not fade with time.

Man 1 : i love cendesia
Man 2 : i love her too she is so beautiful

by Evilrabbit91 May 22, 2024

clench and dash

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t stop it so you clench your buttcheeks together and make a mad dash to the bathroom

Bro, that Chinese food made me so sick. I had to clench and dash!

by ThatOneEmanon June 28, 2024

clench maxing

clenching your cheeks for long amounts of time for the health benefits.

person 1 “why did you go goblin mode today?”

person 2 “because i was clench maxing all day”

by big brollic ballock basher February 26, 2024

calendar girl

a girl or person who takes pictures for every month and uses it in a calendar.

I would be your calendar girl.

by anonymous December 31, 2024

Cleedus Fooja

Jackiboi's lover. Worker at musos corner. Ugly. 4 chins. Uses urban dictionary as dating app. Smelly.

Example 1: Cleedus Fooja tickles his fancy while thinking of Jackiboi, who is 40 years younger than him.

Example 2: Cleedus Fooja has high testes. They have not dropped yet aaand do not know how to produce testosterone.

by UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH February 26, 2025

calendar

A small purchase once yearly; helps one to give a fuck about life events.

I quit using a calendar, now when I don’t want to do something I say “I have a bad memory”.

by T-Ferguson February 6, 2026

Calendar gouge

When an Airbnb host refuses to accept a booking request unless you extend it to fill a gap in their calendar

I tried to go on holiday, and I thought I found the perfect place until I tried to book it and the host turned around and tried to calendar gouge me.

by Airbnb hosts ruining airbnb May 14, 2025