Skip to main content

Clean

by parandus April 11, 2020
mugGet the Clean mug.

Clean the kitchen

The act of cleaning out one's colon in preparation of anal sex (i.e. an enema). Derived from the coloration similarities of the brownie and fecal matter.

Note: During colloquial use, it is customary to replace "the" with a possessive pronoun such as "your", "his", or "her".
Innuendo: If you clean the kitchen prior to anal sex, it can facilitate a healthy colon.

Colloquial: Did you clean your kitchen yet? I want to post a video online.
by John Wilmer December 19, 2007
mugGet the Clean the kitchen mug.

Clean

Has the same meaning as "cool" or "tight" or "bad ass". Use to describe anything positive.
That car is clean
That suit is clean
She's clean etc.
by ro91 December 28, 2005
mugGet the Clean mug.

Clean Version

A version of a song where some of the soundtrack has been altered, usually by digital means, and still contains swearing. The only difference is that it is now in altered sound form. Its hidden nature can make it physically uncomfortable to listen to around other people. It makes an unwanted issue about its language, draws attention and points it out, to extreme discomfort and serious offence, to everyone around. It indicates the language is inappropriate but still conveys it and therefore is unacceptable. Very rarely will an actual clean version be produced, such as Radiohead's "Creep". Most clean versions will be inappropriate and extremely uncomfortable and offensive in public environments, failing to take the swearing away and instead containing it in signature form, reinforcing an offensive nature of the song. It is hardly "censored" since the original meaning of the song is still present and everyone knows what the song means. It does not prevent that communication, or information, from reaching the audience. If there is any minor "censorship", it merely censors part of the original sound of the song but fails to censor its meaning. It's like claiming that writing Scarborough as "Scarboro." amounts to "censorship". The "u", "g" and "h" are not written but anyone who knows about Scarborough will still know if you write to ask them to meet you in "Scarboro." and will still end up at the correct place, as will a letter posted to and addressed the same.
Name of song Clean Version

In other words, it almost certainly is not and is an offensive version of a song, as rarely will it be an acceptable version such as the Radiohead situation.
by grainger467 July 8, 2016
mugGet the Clean Version mug.

Clean guy

A raver-like Mexican American or wetback usually drives candy painted Honda Accords but will upgrade to Mercedes Benz with tacky cheap chrome rims if givin' a chance to ruin their credit.Found In small towns in northern California And Central California like Watsonville, Salinas, King City etc...Will try to look rich with expensive cars they cant afford.Join car clubs with names like Ballers and Players you know that tacky shit.They drink coronas and speak spanglish like "Hey Bro did you go to Joser & Eders kickback last week A??" "No Fucker I was at la pulga with my wife and kids A"
Look at that Watsonville clean guy he bought an 85,000 dollar car before he bought a house what an idiot.There he gos parking it in his moms mobile home garage.He is always leaning to the side with his fist over his mouth he looks very unconfertable looking straight foward as he drives.Maybe we should rob his Watsonvillian ass.
by Santa Cruz June 11, 2006
mugGet the Clean guy mug.

clean

Damn, that movie was clean!
by Jason April 24, 2003
mugGet the clean mug.

Clean Sanchez

The wearing of 2 condoms while performing a Dirty Sanchez.
I grew tired of washing my genitalia after every Dirty Sanchez, so now I only do the Clean Sanchez.
by Dr. Charles Kinbote December 12, 2012
mugGet the Clean Sanchez mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email