Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP)

The highest level of clampage. Once achieved, impossible to clamp any harder. The most desired objective to accomplish while playing Valorant.

Bruvs, Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) has been achieved on these nubs!

by tgkomen October 2, 2020

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master clapper chad

An alpha male who claps cheeks daily

Master clapper chad hit up the entire sorority across the street.

by Chad29474928 November 25, 2020

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Clit Clappin'

Clit Clappin' is when two grown women rub, hump, clap, slide and smack each other's pelvis and clits together repeatedly.

I loved everything about clit Clappin' with you last night.

Have you ever been clit clappin'?

Clit clappin' makes me so wet

I thought I was into men, but now you've got me questioning that, clit clappin' with you was so good!

Ass smacking, clit clappin'! Lesbians have it all figured out!

by Nailed It!! December 18, 2020

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The Clappening

A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.

Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.

Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.

Alt:

Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.

Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.

by MittenstheG March 28, 2021

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Hella clapped

When someone is wearing a very ugly shirt or someones face

Joe:My god ,what is that face.Looked like he just had a plastic surgery fail!

Bill:Nah man he was looking Hella clapped already when he was born.

OR

Kayla:*comes out of room*

John:Oh golly gosh you looking Hella clapped with that drip.

by Man who made this September 4, 2021

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