the "Port Chester Slap" occurs in only one situation. A guy is hitting it from the back and pretends to cum on the girl's ass. Instead, he cums in his hand. The girl turns around and the guy slaps her across the face with his hand filled with cum. Don't ask why it's called the Port Chester Slap, God only knows.
Derived from the deepest parts of Westchester NY only those who dare to cum on their girl's back have the chance at hitting her with the "Port Chester slap"
Dirty as fuck.
Dirty as fuck.
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by Calf_Man September 14, 2019

The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.
"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".
by Lord Diz October 17, 2022

An ancient term used to describe when someone guesses something correctly. An older and more white version of bitch you guessed it.
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018

is friends with benz with roni thrush. often partakes in talking to under age girls. he loves eating smegma and usually deals drugs to year 5s. chester loves being gay and sucking chodes.
by Jacacoob June 11, 2022
