Chester’s fries

One of the most important things in a middle schooler’s diet.

I don’t know if it’s just my school but these motherfuckers eat these nearly everyday.
When I gave her the bag of Chester’s fries, she ate the bag in one bite.
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defecating a bomb

The action of exploding a toilet by taking a shit
I’m gonna be defecating a bomb.
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