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Puffy-Chest

A posture characterized by clenched fists, slightly bent arms at the sides, eyes forward, scowl on face, and chest thrust out sometimes accompanied by strutting. Often assumed by guys when they’re either trying to impress a female or assert alpha male status. Can be seen frequently at bars, weight rooms, swimming pools, co-ed sports events, and other such places where there is likely to be a gathering of both males and females. Typically employed by jocks, frat boys, and various other assholes.
Oh no, here comes Jim. I hate seeing him when there are females around because he gets all puffy-chested and turns into a giant dick.

You ever noticed how when it's just guys lifting in here Bill is alright, but if there's girls in here he goes puffy-chest and tries to lift twice as much weight.

See how Joe just struts around the pool and never actually gets in? He's got puffy-chest.
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
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big up yer chest

ez icide how are you today yeah wicked mate big up yer chest bro
by obi one December 16, 2007
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Big Fag McDump-on-ma-chest

The true author of Sun tzu's art of war. Also invented the boston steamer however that was earlier in his career and he did not take credit, claiming the inspiration came from his name. Sun Tzu was a peasant he paid to put his name on the book so it would sell better, unfortunately while it made him rich this move allowed history to forget him.
"Hi my name is Big Fag McDump-on-ma-chest"

"Oh"
by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007
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chicken chest

a guy who has small pecks or does not have pecks or a girl who has small or no boobs
my boyfriend and i were sitting in a car where someone shouted, "look at chicken chest sitting there." i was not sure if he was talking about my size A boobs or my boyfriend's chest.
by Revilo December 31, 2007
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Spoon chest

A fairly common feature in males where ones chest lacks muscle development and, as a result, scoops inward; resembling the shape of a spoon.
Scrubs: JD when considering shaving his head "I have a sneaking suspicion that it won't work for me. I think it would accentuate my spoon chest (touches chest)"

"That guy definitely has a spoon chest"
by staunnett January 26, 2010
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sucking-chest-wound

Noun,
A US Military term for a special kind of upper-torso wound (usually combat related) caused mostly by bullet-projectiles or sharpnel, which punctures/damages the lungs/chest cavity in such a way as to create an amazing (but often fatal) condition whereas the victim is in essence breathing air(inhaling & exhaling)through the hole in his chest. It's rare, but if you ever get a chance to see one, it's pretty darn cool.
Note: To treat this wound, one waits for the poor sucker to exhale, then covers the wound with a piece of platic. As the victim inhales (sucks-in) hopefully the air-sucking pulls the plastic tight into the wound and forms sort of a rudimentary air-locking seal.
We've got to get Sanchez to the crashwak ASAP; poor bastard's got himself a sucking-chest-wound.
by goodcop8 December 10, 2006
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on my chest

Jizzing on someone's chest
"AF on my chest" = Bunch of dudes jizzing on my chest
by AF_RS March 8, 2017
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