Chastity flab

noun. A role of fat that is so large that it hangs down, covering the genitals preventing sex.

They were unable to have sex because his Chastity Flab hid his cock.

by Choadlet February 10, 2010

Chaster sauce

when you try and fart but you end up crapping your pants just a little bit.

Dude when I got up this morning I thought I had to fart but I Chaster sauced.

I'm afraid if I try and fart I will Chaster sauce.

by G-vagas November 3, 2010

chasterboop

Performing the 3 major recreational activities at one time. Included: chewing tobacco, masturbating, and taking a poop.

"Dude I was so hungover yesterday I could barely even chasterboop."

by tony scotti March 30, 2011

Chatsturbation

The act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website

Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?

Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.

by daddyspankee May 21, 2011

chatstalk

Basically, having numerous conversations at once with the same person, like having a conversation on Facebook, Yahoo Instant Messenger and the phone--all with the same person. This usually occurs when you have absolutely nothing else to do.

Jack: So did you talk to Kelly last night?
Rick: Yeah, on the phone and facebook.
Jack: So you chatstalked her?

by dumbledor42 November 17, 2011

chastized

Deeply reprimanded, punished.

This youtuber was chastized by the fandom he criticized.
"I asked them listen to my explanation before commenting, but I was chastized anyway"

by Lovelyfox5005 May 30, 2016

Chapstickate

The Czech-American act of applying chap stick or other forms of lip balm.

Dani's lips were feeling particularly dry so she felt it best to chapstickate to preserve them.

by PetraCheekynova November 13, 2019