Chat Rats

Stuck in a poisonous mental prison of jealousy and self-doubt that blinds them to their own potential. People who spend all day in Facebook forums hating and conspiring more hate.

People who spend all day creeping for information on Facebook are known also as chat rats.

by Ontopofthegame November 14, 2013

Chat Noir

Chat noir is hot and in love with Martina.

person 1: I wish chat noir was in love with me
person 2: Same but he is already in love with Martina

by idkiamreallyprettytho February 27, 2021

chat hostess

A person who thrives on gossip, especially nasty gossip that demeans others to make themselves feel good about themselves.

A chat hostess is a perfect job for a nasty old lady.

by seengee March 30, 2009

chat-lag

staying up too late, chatting with friends, especially in different time zones.

Chat-lagged: Misinterpreting IM messages because of a altered state of mind.

Chat-lag: The act of replying to IM in a delayed fashion as a result of chatting with multiple people at the same time

"I woke today, all chat-lagged. Couldn't function at all!"

"My cool cat buddy in Beijing kept me laughing all night, or morning his time - half way around the world. Now I'm chat-lagged."

by Cat Beijing April 24, 2010

chat log

When u want to know a an msn convo without having a full explanation.

user1: dude i asked her out
user2: what did she say?
user1: well she was like..
user2. Nvm just send chat log.

by itzaboii October 21, 2010

chat zero

Your Facebook friends list is so small that no one is online when you are. This indicates that you are a loser.

I was chat zero yesterday night for like 6 hours. Thank goodness someone came online and posted the word DERP. I had to urban dictionary cover-up in order to get it.

by teenagegravedigger February 20, 2011

chat frag

An awesome burn, usually in chat for a video game.

Person 1: You suck!
Person 2: Your mom sucked last night!
Person 3: Chat fragged!

by MadChatFragger June 12, 2011