dirty chair

Dirty chair is when u take a chair and fuck it while the chair legs is but fucking somone else.

i got dirty chaired yeasterday with my 3 other friends.

by Bagget aka Noa April 28, 2020

chair wedgie

A wedgie where the victim's underwear are pulled up over the back of the chair, leaving them sitting in a painful wedgie.

I'm about to give this nerd a massive chair wedgie

by Nerdymike July 08, 2023

Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.

Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.

by News Crew November 28, 2009

The Malectric Chair

Going to sit down in a wooden chair and sitting on your testicles.

My Doctor said I need to stop sitting on my balls. He thinks I'm purposely giving myself The Malectric Chair

by Brett50Cal July 11, 2012

Man Chair

A chair in shops (mainly clothing stores) for a poor male stuck waiting for a partner shopping. On occasion used by children also waiting for their mother.

What usually happens...
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!

by soccer all November 26, 2016

Chair Leg

A shit that is long and stiff like a chair leg

'Damn , who forgot to flush this chair leg'

by JoobLover February 03, 2023

Horible chairs

Horible chairs are something Anix calls the folding chairs in bloxburg

They are Horible chairs.

by MercuryOfficial July 09, 2020