Two Chair

Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.

Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.

Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.

"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."

"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."

"Yea, definitely your team."

by Unparallel April 25, 2012

Chair Mover

When one lets an unsuspecting fart go that rattles the entire floor causing a sound that could be confused with the moving of a chair across a linoleum floor.

Typically causes other inhabitants of the room to question, did you just move your chair?

We were listening to the priest's sermon when I heard Darnell let out a chair mover!

by TheChairMover September 27, 2011

Chair Leg

A shit that is long and stiff like a chair leg

'Damn , who forgot to flush this chair leg'

by JoobLover February 2, 2023

Gaming Chair

Just a really really op chair.

Normal Person: HeS HaCkInG oR uSiNg AiM bOt Or SoMeThInG
Smart person: Nah, He just has a really good gaming chair.

by deware February 20, 2023

chair wedgie

A wedgie where the victim's underwear are pulled up over the back of the chair, leaving them sitting in a painful wedgie.

I'm about to give this nerd a massive chair wedgie

by Nerdymike July 8, 2023

Chair sauce

Chair sauce is when your chair be dripped up and icy

Yo your chair got the sauce

You mean the chair sauce

Ye

by Thekid44 October 18, 2019

Chair Male

A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.

Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.

by medium_dipper October 9, 2021