Catholic Swirl

A woman that can deep throat your entire member regardless of size and still be able to swirl one's testicles with her tongue.

That girl talks so much I bet she could give the best Catholic Swirl.

by K the Yard January 12, 2011

fake catholic

Someone who acts really religious, but is actually a pagan god worshiping slut.

Dan A is such a fake catholic.

"Dan went to church this morning after he made out with three girls last night." "Wow what a fake catholic."

by Peawolf September 18, 2013

Catholic School Girl

N. A normal girl like everyone else only goes to a Catholic school habitating prissy nuns and (if high school) usually no males
Wears fugly uniforms with often hemmed up skirts, black flats, and baggy sweaters. Its no suprise Britney came along and sexified them up.
Catholic school girls are usually a lot less sluttier than public school girls, don't usually wear thongs, and more than half are single. The only sexy part of them are their noticeably short skirts. *They really don't like their uniforms*

Sarah the Catholic School girl (wearing a C.S uniform): Why does everyone think we catholic school girls are sluts?

Jenn the public school girl (wearing jean shorts, a thong, and a tube top): Idk

by The Catholic School Girl August 20, 2009

Catholic High School

Basically like Public High School, but worse. You have to wear itchy, uncomfortable uniforms that make you look like a loser when you are out in public. Also, everyone in the school is the same gender, so if you are a boy, you get to hang out with those sweaty bastards for 4 years. You have 0 chance over ever having fun at a Catholic High school. Half of your classes are taught by priests or nuns, and they will expel your ass for even the tiniest thing. Learning religion is a crock. Unless you plan on becoming a priest when you graduate, these classes are useless. All Catholic schools were built over 9000 years ago, and only have enough room for 300 kids, but there's 1200 fuckers scurrying through the halls just to get to their next class.

Dude, why did you go to a Catholic High School?

It gives me a more religious and fulfilling experience.

Pfft-HAHAHHAH! Oh, you're serious. Let me laugh even louder. AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!

by i-i-i-hate it September 15, 2010

Catholic School

Catholic school is the most amazing lit thing to ever be on planet earth. It’s where generations are passed down through traditions like drinking from kegs, smoking marijuana and hitting juuls. Everyone walks around in uniforms and skirts that are way too short. Catholic school kids party 24/7 and have no regrets about anything. They dgaf about anyone. The priests end up in rehab from drinking too much and all the parents turn up at the occasional football tailgate. Chatholic school students go hard in all aspects of life.

“Oh sh** those kids are cool, they go to catholic school”

by KingSnyder June 2, 2018

catholic crunch

Where the logo of Captain Crunch goes to pray for Jesus

Yum Catholic Crunch is great in church!!🙂

by Aidanc242 March 24, 2018

carbolicious

A food that is really high in carbohydrates. See carb-o-licious

"This bagel is so carbolicious!" Sharon said as she shoved the bagel into her mouth.

by Holly April 26, 2005