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Thank You Card

An elegant, heavy stock folded card such as that left atop a silken pillowcase in a ritzy hotel - but in this case, the card, which reads, "Thank You" in large font on the cover, is left after slipping out early following a one-night stand. Inside the Thank You card, it must contain the following phrase in order to be considered an "official" Thank You card, "...for allowing me to fornicate with certainty." No other text, images or pigmentation may be visible. Just that phrase - and only that phrase.
It was 6:20 a.m. and I was slipping into my shoes very quietly as not to awaken anyone - when I remembered to leave a Thank You card. Per my usual routine, I placed the card on the kitchen table next to a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which I'd kindly retrived from the front door.
by Spin Douglass November 2, 2010
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play the Santa card

When an adult tries to influence a child's behavior by telling them that Santa Claus is watching.
The kids I was babysitting were so incorrigible I had to play the Santa card.
by Grace Hicks December 5, 2012
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seiscientos sesenta y seis reverse card

the cursed reverse card
if you run out of seiscientos sesenta y cinco reverse cards, do NOT use a seiscientos sesenta y seis reverse card. instead use a seiscientos sesenta y siete reverse card.
you: *uses a seiscientos sesenta y seis reverse card*
you: *summons a demon*
you: oh no
by BenSav March 16, 2021
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Get Carded

When A person (usually a woman) is asked to show identification of them being of legal age, either for entering a place that requires them to be of legal age, or engaging in a sexual act with an older man.
"Feelin' fatigued? Just gettin' started.
Chillin' with chicks who are gonna get carded."
by Mc Francisco August 19, 2008
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V Card

Like pokemon cards. Gotta Catchem all!
just added one more v card to my collection last night
by koochooloo March 9, 2009
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credit card

A piece of plastic that has demonic powers in its abiltity to keep a person in financial slavery for the rest of their life.
A credit card is donomic and should only be used when absolutely necessary or in an emergency.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 6, 2009
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green card

La mica. Gives legal permission to work and live in the US.
If you don't have a green card, you have to watch out at Border Patrol checkpoints.
by David G. Epstein August 8, 2004
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