Bean bags and Cabbage

The skanky, trashy appearance of the combination floppy, flat, flap-jack breasts and large, abused, wrinkled labia.

What kind of strip joint did you bring me to?! All I see is bean bags and cabbage!

by beaverpork August 24, 2011

cabbage vagina

a stinky pussy. you can get it from eating to much cabbage or beets

dude i fucked the grossest chick last night, she had cabbage vagina like a mothafukka

by tahlias a hottie January 13, 2008

dick cabbage

An STD that turns your dick green, turns your balls to cabbages, and makes you cum cabbage seeds

Jimbo slept with a Russian hooker, now he has dick cabbage.

by Johnny Slots April 25, 2008

muff cabbage

A misinterpretation of the word "garbage" in ones vagina used by people from New Jersey. Made popular from South Park

Kyle: Youre Muff Cabbage, you got cabbage in your muff!
its a jersey thing

by TheAuthor October 18, 2010

Slabber Cabbage

A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.

She's such a slabber cabbage

by noway jose August 30, 2003

cabbage

Ghetto slang for a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG), a common surgery for those who have suffered a heart attack or have certain chronic cardiac defects.

Mike: "Ni'a I'm gonna blast my gat and it's gonna fuck you up so bad the ER doctors are gonna have to do a double-cabbage on yo' bitch ass."
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"

by Nick D September 1, 2004

Carnage Middle School

A school with a bad name, in a bad neighborhood, with good courses. Its students either love the school, hate it, or don't give a $***. Back in the times of segregation, this was the black school while Ligon, the more-famous-in-the-area school two blocks away, was the white school. If you go to a game between the two, you would think they're still segregated.

What is up with our name? Carnage Middle School. It's like we have weekly battles or something.

by nekoneko918 May 9, 2011