Condom

A very useful invention that is used by responsible people in an attempt to protect oneself from unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmited diseases. Usually feel like you are "being intimate" with a plastic bag between the parteners

"Did you hear," Scott didn't wear a condom and he got Sarah pregnant!"

by ss_cope June 28, 2008

Friendship Condom

A backup, safety friend. Usually only contacted when the initial sources of entertainment are MIA.

Omar was nowhere to be found, so we looked for our friendship condom, Chad.

by SmoothxT September 12, 2009

condomsation

A conversation that originated from condoms, but can in fact include sexual subjects or any other kind of talk about condoms, etc.

"During her condomsation with George, Kerry told him about her one night stand, yo."

"During the condomsation, Lennie listed all the condom flavors he remembered to his friend, it was mad crazy, yo. He even came up with the phrase 'Taste the rainbow', yo!"

by JacsLiyahLiyahOriginal December 27, 2008

ripped condom

what causes babies

during the sex the condom ripped and it caused a baby
stupid ripped condom

by ribbed condoms November 4, 2008

jimmy condom

a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....

Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!

by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 14, 2014

cantomania

noun: the uncontrollable urge to sing

John sings karaoke on such a regular basis, that he is apt to develop cantomania.

by la riccia January 10, 2006

condomminimum

1. With double "m" in the middle: A minimum safety prerequisite for having sex

2. Without the first "m": An expression of zero tolerance toward car, trailer or public copulation.

1. Girl 1: Tina, you're f*cking so many guys, aren't you afraid of AIDS?
Girl 2: Not at all, I always require a condomminimum.

2. Girl: I'm fed up with this perpetual car sex. The next guy i sleep with should have a condominimum.

by donnie_brasco December 12, 2009