calculus

a chronic illness, usually fatal, caused by extreme stress continuous confusion; symptoms include palpitations of the heart and endless depression (dysthymia).

I feel like my head is gonna explode, this calculus is killing me.

by -C&C March 11, 2011

Calculator Watch's

A group of nerdy, annoying, gay kids who are obsessed with grades and there little inside jokes. They are reserved to there little group and do not associate with any other people because they can see them as bullies or eshay's but in reality they're mad cunts. Pretty much it means a nerd/dork.

"Over there are the calculator watch's absolute gay cunts," said brayshaw "I know right especially chris and oscar they're the biggest calculator watch's," said Wheater.

by Hardcuntsofyr8 April 18, 2019

Callum Church

A different type of turd which wont flush, a much more difficult one to flush!

Person 1 - Wuu2?
Person 2 - This damn callum church won't flush!

by giggidypopdoodleman December 5, 2010

callous indifference

emotionally hardened; not feeling

The meaning of life is callous indifference.

by That one girl from California1 July 2, 2016

ap calculus

Hard. AP Calculus is the new "hard."

"That test was AP Calculus"

by Captain Darko June 21, 2004

calhoun

someone who is an unusually proud warrior; able to turn the tide for any battle. (scottish)

Nathan: "We would've never won that battle if it weren't for Mitch."

Tommy: "Yeah, he is totally a Calhoun."

by mufftruffle January 19, 2008

Callum

A generally nice person who bully's little kids on the bus, the blames it on them. He's funny and good at flirting-at times- and makes you laugh when needed. He claims to have a large penis but you never know? Callum's have Friday takeaway nights every Fridays which are extremely unhealthy! It would be nice if Callum's had six packs but you don't get anything these days. Callum's have nice hair and tends to be long-ish. They need to learn how to smile properly and have a better sense of humour. They are naturally crazy in the head and some may be mentally disordered. Overall, Callum's are great and nice to be around. They are good company and have similar interests to people. They are too tall though so shrink!

Callum ;)

by The unicorns truth October 23, 2013