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Callan

Amazing guy with lots of flammable gas an an obsession with fire. Unnaturally amazing fluffy hair and vibrant green eyes, this dude is a gem to know
by DuckLiverYumYum June 16, 2023
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Callen

Emperor of the wiener squeezing kingdom. He is infamous for destroying opponents with only words. He’s undefeated and certainly not to be trifled with.
Random guy: “screw you Callen!”
Callen: “squeeze my wiener peasant!”
Random guy: *explodes*
by Buttchuglord June 18, 2023
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Callowrectal

Callowrectal (adj, noun)
She is really Callowrectal, she is a scared of her own sphincter, He is Callowrectal, he is a scared asshole (rooted from Colo-rectal)
by Sevzilla738 September 16, 2023
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callen glover

Hes Strong in battle meaning in the middle of a situation he becomes powerful. He's Handsome with a good body and big dick. Funny and intelligent and protective.
Breanna: just forget about callen glover you can get dick from any guy
Taylor: The only dick I'll ever ride is callens
by Professional Intelligence October 2, 2023
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ass callouses

Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.
Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses.

Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.
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text calling

when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.
Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).

Frank- (recieving call) Hey.

Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)

Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010
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California Calzone

When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it
During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there
by JShay00 November 14, 2013
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