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jazz cafe

to take someone to When a man releases he semen onto a girls facial area. "Jazz" coming from "jizz" and "cafe" coming from "eat," the new combination is "Jazz Cafe." Made popular by the Covino and Rich Show on Maxim Radio on Sirius Satellite Radio.
"She's HOT! U should take her to the Jazz Cafe." OR "Yeah she gave me dome and I took her to the Jazz Cafe."
by TommyBoyTheTrain May 6, 2006
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caffeine whore

someone who takes over 3 grams ov caffeine a day just to stay awake, you know the people who are so twitchy that they seem like 3 people when you look at them. Usually good at DDR and other gaming.
A) "did you see Zi0n_Freak yesterday? damn is he a caffeine whore"

b) "W00t! I gotz me about 10 grams of caffeine and a 4 day weekend, I am so gonna become a caffeine whore tonight!"

3) "We come here today to mourn the loss of _insert_name_here_, beloved friend and caffeine whore."
by i0.antichrist January 7, 2006
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caffeine downer

That feeling you get when you've had too much coffee in the morning and it's starting to wear off. Its stimulative effects don't always wear off evenly, leaving you feeling jittery AND exhausted. Food and water help; fortunately the most common time for a caffeine downer is right before lunch.
"Anyone want a second cup of coffee?"

"I'm tempted, but I'll get a caffeine downer in an hour for sure."
by Trinadtsat Tomitsu August 30, 2007
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Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend

An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.
Damn my cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend is looking good at the salad bar today!
by Cafeteria October 24, 2008
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Caff

Verb. When one laughs and coughs at the same time. Often happens at a lunch table when someone is drinking something and chokes while laughing at someone else.
Catherine: Knock knock.

Mackenzie: Who's there? *takes drink*

Weston: *jumps up behind Mackenzie* ME!!!!!

Mackenzie: *begins to caff*

Catherine: *sigh* You guys...
by MissCellany April 30, 2010
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caffeine cocktail

A potent drink made from several different ingredients. The main ingredient is typically caffeine or byproducts such as a guarana, green tea, or expresso shots. A typical caffeine cocktail is 32 or 64 ounces. Average caffeine in a true cocktail is 1.5 grams in a 32 ounce, 2.5 grams in 64 ouce drink. Primarily drank by IT people, skin heads, razor heads, insomniacs, and individuals grinding at a lan party.

Typical Ingredients in Caffeine Cocktail include (some or all of the following): Coke, Jolt, Green Tea (reduced to a sludge), Caffeine Powder, Guarana, Red Bull, Sprite (as a filler for volume), Ginko biloba, Vitrol, Calcium Carbonate, Taurine, Iron, Selenium, B Vitamins, Vitamin A, C & D, Orange Juice, billberry extract, Cinnamon, and/or Cactus Juice.
That Caffeine Cocktail has so much energy, it may jump-start a dead-man's heart.
by Texas Bandit June 29, 2009
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CAFE M

Cafe M is a posh word to describe Mcdonalds.
Oh my god, I cant believe how hungover I am. The only thing that will sort me out is a Cafe M.

Lets go to Cafe M and discuss the cheeky boys from last night.
by letmehooveryou January 28, 2010
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