Your Some Cactus!

A phrase recently added on urban dictionary only to backfire on the poor soul who created it. What kind of idiot can call somebody else stupid when they're the one using "your" in the wrong context?!?

You seem to be oblivious to your own stupidity, fuckwit!

There is no example for 'your some cactus!' because it's fucking wrong! The word is 'you're', dickweed!

by Berserker24 December 7, 2010

shake the cactus

An awesome way to describe urination or masturbation..

Or all the above at the same time

Student: Excuse me sir, but I gotta go shake the cactus
Teacher: OK, be back before the lesson starts

Friend 1: Man, she's so hot, I might just go shake the cactus
Friend 2: YES

by CactusShaker9000 January 12, 2012

suck my cactus

A phrase used in many songs, usually rap, that means "suck my dick". A "cactus" can also be a penis that has been infected with herpes bumps. However, not always.

I was at the bar last night and that girl totally wanted to suck my cactus.

by yo i keep it real April 17, 2017

The brawl stars cactus

Stupid cactus that commits war crimes and rapes children every day

The brawl stars cactus raped my daughter Jessie.

by Stylix November 25, 2019

cactus

Used as a plant, or an insult.

Is your family tree a cactus? Because everyone in it is a prick.

by DanielOzzo111 November 17, 2016

jamaican cactus

Refers to the herb or mary janes tobaco

Stoner 1: Man this jamaican cactus is the shiznit
Stoner 2: fo shizzle ma nizzle

by herbal harry July 21, 2004

Cactus dick

a person who has a dry, prickly dick called a "Cactus dick"

After Billy sucked his mums penis and she man creamed and jared down his throught he got his tongue cut up on her cactus dick.

by Obey January 6, 2008