gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 8, 2010

Does the carpet match the drapes?

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."

by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 2016

Carpet grippers

TikTok Comment section slang for “feet” commonly used someone on TikTok has they nasty ashy outgrown feet on them damn iPad playing piano tiles. Please play piano tiles normally, no one tryna see them carpet grippers… unless?

“ lawd haf merthy… put dem CARPET GRIPPERS away young man… unless they in someone’s mouth”

by No thank you with ur goofy ahh March 5, 2022

red carpet squash

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.

I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!

by Natalie February 2, 2005

Carpedonktum

Defender of the Republic, stands up to the the evil Empire

Daaaammm...did you see Carpedonktum take out that whole platoon of storm troopers?

by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019

carpet

a soft material used to cover floors

I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.

by nathaniel spritzner September 1, 2005

carpet jockey

(noun) One who is adept and dynamic in the art of cunnilingus. 2. One who enjoys muff diving.

That carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying I've ever seen.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008