Butterficial insemination

(v) the act of inseminating a container of popcorn, via a straw, with multiple layers of butter. This act starts from the inner (lower) levels of the popcorn moving in a circular pattern continuing upward until the popcorn is fully saturated with butter, inside and out.

I'm going to butterficial insemination Ted Cruz if that piece of shit wins.

by butterficial November 6, 2018

butterfinger

In order to butterfinger, one must first excrete loose, watery bowl movements (diarrhea) through their anal canal. As this process is taking place, a second party (preferably a lover) inserts their philanges into said anal canal thus acquiring their lovely brown butter. The second party may then do what they please with their sweet juice.

Bartholomew: yo, bruh, I don’t feel so good. I think I have diarrhea.

Squinphoneous II: Yoo, bet, let’s butterfinger!! 💩

by TheAguirres November 19, 2018

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

by BussANut November 30, 2018

Buttering the bread

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.

Look at that pilot perfectly buttering the bread

by AtOmIc_NeRd January 3, 2019

Butterflies

Ariis fandom, they are amazing and beautiful 🦋

Shoutout to all my butterflies -arii

by Bhaddd January 10, 2019

Buttering the bread

An extraordinarily smooth plane landing.

That pilot is really good at buttering the bread!

by AtOmIc_NeRd March 1, 2019

Butterflies

Something a girl gives you every time you two talk

Diji: Every time Aaliyah and I talk, I get butterflies

Bob: wow, you must really like this girl

by _diji_ August 7, 2019