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Butterficial insemination

(v) the act of inseminating a container of popcorn, via a straw, with multiple layers of butter. This act starts from the inner (lower) levels of the popcorn moving in a circular pattern continuing upward until the popcorn is fully saturated with butter, inside and out.

I'm going to butterficial insemination Ted Cruz if that piece of shit wins.

by butterficial November 6, 2018