bugger the toe

Refers to a bedroom game in Britain. Heard of it while playing a video sex trivia game in a tavern when I was a child eating there in restaurant. Refers to game in which object is to win by buggering your partner with your big toe.

Me and my girl got drunk last night started fooling around in bed and playfighting but then we started playing bugger the toe. Anyhow, she ended up with a bleeding anal sphincter and I have a perforated rectum from her long sharp toenails as a result of our lack of preparation before our intoxicated game of bugger the toe. Next time were going to cut and file our toenails, wash our feet, and use a little lube.

by Filthy Sanchez September 29, 2005

Bugger Lips

When ones lips become infected after using a hardened stool for oral sex practice.

"Vikki's cracked bugger lips were obviously sore this morning."

by buggarliplover January 20, 2009

Bugger

bug·ger
1. Vulgar Slang A sodomite.

sod·om·ite
One who engages in sodomy

sod·om·y
Any of various forms of sexual intercourse held to be unnatural or abnormal, especially anal intercourse or bestiality.

bestiality
1. brutal behaviour, character, or action
2. sexual activity between a person and an animal

Therefor, Bugger = Animal Fucker

oh my god, I hate that Bugger!

by Shawnie911 June 4, 2008

Buggerise

To convert someone to buggery; to introduce them to it.

I just buggerised John and now he can't get enough of it.

by Rude Raymond May 16, 2011

bugger-lugs

extremely ugly!

Urghh!! Your face offends my mirror bugger-lugs!

by Natalie September 10, 2003

bogert

Person who is known to ask idiotic questions & never goes to school

Her last name is probably Bogert

by RajonRondo6479 April 23, 2015

Piss Buggered

Something that is so hugely afoul & awry,it's totally PISS BUGGERED.

"I hate getting together with that scatterbrained neighbour of mine.Can never get the damn days or times right,or even remember to wipe her own A hole.Every fuckin time,it's utterly PISS BUGGERED!"

by Da SHit November 27, 2003