Buggery Bollocks

General adjective to express dismay

Buggery Bollocks I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...

by fitz_foxhunter July 30, 2006

bollock

a testicle

Oi he hit me right in the bollocks! Fookin' bollocker!

by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003

Bollman

A tiny, mysterious girl who dislikes 99% percent of the population. She is very picky and intelligent. She reads a lot of books and she enjoys making caffienated beverages. Every male she comes in contact with falls in love with her but she does not notice.

I told a joke today, but Bollman did not appreciate my humor.

by Bollmangroupie May 16, 2008

bollock juggler

A term used to define a male who indulges in the art of testicular massage rather than performing the job they are employed for. In other words is fucking lazy!

That call centre bloke was a complete bollock juggler!

by Dave Knows All December 21, 2007

Bollalogue

Dialogue from a Uwe Boll film.

Often poorly written, leaving the viewer baffled or angry.

"I couldn't understand what they were talking about through that multi layered Bollalogue"

"Rudy: You did all this to become immortal. Why?

Castillo: To live forever! "

by Kenny Campbell July 2, 2009

trolly bollock

a troll that speaks bollocks

you call someone a trolly bollock which means they speak bollocks and look like a troll. e.g omg that tylers such a trolly bollock !

by the amazingly amazing October 12, 2020

the hairy bollocks

amazing/top quality/really good/better than just "the bollocks"

Man 1: 24-hour drinking in pubs would be the bollocks.
Man 2: Nah, that'd be the HAIRY bollocks!

by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 11, 2008