gnar gnar binks

A surfer who thinks he or she is god's gift to the waves, but in reality is arrogant and simple minded with only mediocre talent. Sometimes these surfers will talk about their awesome skills and yet you will never see them shred, or they will show up with incredibly expensive equipment that they never seem to properly ride. Sometimes these surfers are actually capable of catching decent waves, but instead prefer to paddle over to you and annoy you with useless chatter. These surfers are often clueless and tend to get in the way, wasting perfectly good waves when they fail to drop in or decide not to take off.

Dave: "Oh no, here comes gnar gnar binks"
Chris: "Yeah, that guy was just telling me about how he makes buckets of spray, but then he paddled for a perfect corner and missed it"
Dave: "Maybe if I don't make eye contact he'll leave us alone"
Chris: "Man, I hope he doesn't come over here and sit right inside of us again"
Dave: "He probably wants to be annoying and talk about nothing forever"
Chris: "Dude, we have got to start going to breaks that gnar gnar binks can't find"

by Board Slider May 4, 2013

Jar Jar Binks

The ugliest fucking piece of garbage in cinematic history.

Person 1: Woah! It's Jar Jar Binks!

Person 2: Shoot it immediately.

by egg daddy May 8, 2018

Brinkley

To say you are going to do something, then at the last minute change your mind and not do that thing.

Ashley: Hey, you wanna go to the beach next weekend?
Amy: Yeah!! I'll totally go!
-one week later-
Natalie: Where's Amy?

Ashley: Oh she's not coming now, she pulled a Brinkley.

by Jivins July 5, 2012

jar-jar binks

The coolest mutherfuckin mac daddy pimp on the planet. And don't you forget it.

"Jim-Jam, what happened to the wheel covers on my landing gear?"
"Mesa sell them to buy mesa space-jiff!"

by WhoisHomer February 5, 2005

brinksmanship

Taking procrastination to the extreme, waiting until the last minute to finish a task.

Linda practiced brinksmanship with term papers until an illness caught her in finals week, and she failed two classes.

by Jackie Stewart March 5, 2008

Gnar Gnar Binks

A 50+ year old candy raver who is known for feeding young raver girls pills. Gnar Gnar's intent (see: Pedobear) is at this point unclear as he seems to dress in the same attire as the underage rave skanks (see: P-Tots) he's known to graze with. Gnar Gnar can be found mostly localized in the SF Bay Area rave scene but has been spotted as far out as Los Angeles and Nevada.

Oh snap here comes Gnar Gnar Binks and his band of P-Tots!

by Tombo Slice March 14, 2011

Brink

When someone flexes their brown eye at someone else. Causing the hole to appear to wink at them.

She spread her cheeks and gave me a brink.

by orunrm February 17, 2009