Brandon Sussholz

Brandon Sussholz is the biggest meme in the village of Deerfield. Brandon cannot catch a break with the girls. He has absolutely ZERO Rizz. On top of his horrible game, Brandon can't seem to get into the varsity basketball game. He just can't hit his jump shots I guess. Bro couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. When Randy mode is activated tho...

Brandon Sussholz: Yo im rizzin up this bitch I got her on locks.

Girl: Big Randy please take the cameras out of my bathroom.

by Juliana Hoffman January 23, 2023

Brandon the Barber

he is the best barber gives you that fade 1st time free best at fades he's looking for 5 big oily pickaxe dudes so if you know any big oily pickaxe dudes tag them in the comments

"YOOOOOOOOOO my boy Brandon the Barber HOOKED ME UP BRO LOOK"

by effin myles April 26, 2023

lipstick branding

when a girl puts on lots of lipstick and kisses a guy in a place usually not seen.

She is lipstick branding her boyfriend.

by :]:] January 18, 2009

buckfast brand

a boy who has no friends and gives blow jobs in asda carpark

yer da IS A buckfast brand

by buckfast brand September 5, 2018

name brand

being name brand is being popular in your hood, most of the time you would be a rapper or a big dealer. being name brand basically means your a target. most commonly used in toronto

Yung Ranks: if ur name brand then ur payin the price
Rolexx homi:we pack name brand thats some shyt that they dont mention

by dontgetclose February 10, 2021

Pullin' a Brando

Getting blown in an alley.

Pullin' a brando - you just pulled a Brando? nice dude!

by MEaMf00d August 26, 2008

Thicc boi Brandon

A Boi that is thiccccccc, too THICCCC. Best ass around. Normally has bad memes, but is good all round. Has tendencies to get mad (MADLAD). Looks like a bellend. But is a nicee guy.

Can’t aim at video games, has 2% aim.

Good friend, but doesn’t understand the word caramelised or sarcasm 👌🏻

You:Wow is that a Thicc boi?
Me: yes his name is Brandon and is thiicccc. I call him Thicc boi Brandon
You: can I smash him?
Brandon: bend over

by like to stay inside March 8, 2018