Bonker

A condom: Mixture of "bong" symbolizing the akward sound made in cartoons when a male gets a boner and "ker" which is a wanna-be-cool suffix that is supposed to mean "cover" .

Cover the Boner = Bonker.

Dude # 1 - I got a huge boner the other day but my date wouldn't give in... Something about not liking diapers?

Dude # 2 - Your an idiot ! You could've just put on a Bonker !

by SheletreCina May 21, 2010

Bokey

Ridiculous, stupid ass shit; unnecessary

Man that's bokey.

by iVtechboyinpa April 11, 2017

Stone bonker

A person who by over consumption of cannabis is reduced to talking utter rubbish or making non-sensical statements even while not neccessarily being under the influence of said substance. Person who speaks as though they regularly use cannabis even though they may not.

Stone Bonker: If Princess Diana had been a stronger person she would have survived that accident.

You: You're a complete stone bonker.

See stoner

by Jodders September 29, 2009

Bonkeys

My ADHD brain tripped over itself going 100mph resulting in this epic conjugation of the words "monkey" and "balls".

"Dude, this song sucks bonkeys!"

by Moo-ey December 28, 2025

bonkem

sad loser who spends most of his time sitting in the dark, crying over phatlewt he'll never see, and wanking to old episodes of the Golden Girls.

Dude, it's been a bad week.. I think I'm gonna go home and do a bonkem.

by Anonymous July 19, 2003

boney purse

A skinny girl's vagina.

That thin girl Jane has a boney purse

by Eddie1231234 March 27, 2011

Boney Dony

When a native American dips his balls in your eye sockets and then scalps you.

Did you see drew give ryan the old Boney Dony last night?

by squeemer August 7, 2011