Today's the day
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped
I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped
I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov
by Alex+Jaz October 8, 2019
Get the Birthdaymug. A wild and raucous birthday celebration. You do not necessarily need to wear tie-dyed clothing though.
You are normally a suit & tie kind of person and this is the birthday where you let your freak flag fly!
You are normally a suit & tie kind of person and this is the birthday where you let your freak flag fly!
by ReyMon! November 19, 2010
Get the Hippie Birthdaymug. by 🥎🔛🔝 February 27, 2023
Get the coal birthdaymug. Something the litty kitty squad says to wish people a good birthday when sometimes it’s not their birthday
by Litty kitty squads November 11, 2018
Get the Happy birthdaymug. "you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"
"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"
"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"
by sultans_of_pdx February 5, 2010
Get the plastic birthdaymug. When it comes to birthdays, finding the perfect gift can sometimes feel like searching for a needle in a haystack.
But what if I told you that the best birthday gift might not be something material at all? In our fast-paced and materialistic world,
But what if I told you that the best birthday gift might not be something material at all? In our fast-paced and materialistic world,
we often forget that experiences and memories can be far more valuable than any physical item. Instead of stressing over what to buy,
why not consider giving the gift of an unforgettable experience? Whether it's a surprise trip to their favorite destination or
tickets to see their favorite band live, these types of gifts create lasting memories that will be cherished for years to come.
Another unique approach is to give the birthday person the gift of learning. From cooking classes to painting workshops,
there are countless opportunities out there for them to develop new skills or explore their passions.
These kinds of gifts not only provide enjoyment on the special day but also offer long-term benefits as
they continue to expand their knowledge and discover new interests.
Ultimately, the best birthday gift is one that shows thoughtfulness and consideration towards the individual's desires and interests.
It doesn't have to break the bank or involve extravagant gestures – just something that makes them feel seen and appreciated.
So next time you find yourself wracking your brain for ideas, remember that sometimes it's not about what's inside the box but
rather about creating moments that will stay with them forever.
why not consider giving the gift of an unforgettable experience? Whether it's a surprise trip to their favorite destination or
tickets to see their favorite band live, these types of gifts create lasting memories that will be cherished for years to come.
Another unique approach is to give the birthday person the gift of learning. From cooking classes to painting workshops,
there are countless opportunities out there for them to develop new skills or explore their passions.
These kinds of gifts not only provide enjoyment on the special day but also offer long-term benefits as
they continue to expand their knowledge and discover new interests.
Ultimately, the best birthday gift is one that shows thoughtfulness and consideration towards the individual's desires and interests.
It doesn't have to break the bank or involve extravagant gestures – just something that makes them feel seen and appreciated.
So next time you find yourself wracking your brain for ideas, remember that sometimes it's not about what's inside the box but
rather about creating moments that will stay with them forever.
by Aryanthakur August 10, 2023
Get the Birthday Giftmug. by Aman54 September 13, 2016
Get the Birthday ranchmug.