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Bernie

He is the most amazing guy you could ever meet. He is very funny, caring,kind sweet. Everyone wants a bernie in their life because if you do, your a lucky person.
Person 1 - 'her Fiancees name is Bernie'
Person 2- 'man...i wish i had a Bernie'
by I love bernie April 22, 2017
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Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

Frankly, Ari and Berne were arguing about who was better, so Jack felt compelled to inform them that he is, infact, better than both of them.
Ari: I'm the best!
Berne: No I'm better!
Jack: I'll always win.
Ari and Berne: Sorrrrrry Jack!!
Thus, Jack is better than Berne and Ari!
by Jack-Awesome December 17, 2011
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Dirty Bernardo

To smear feces in the shape of a goatee on someones face.
Aaron wouldn't stop being a little bitch so i gave him a Dirty Bernardo.
by dirty junglist September 15, 2008
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Bernard Pollard

1. The SS of the Kansas City Chiefs who glamorously ended the 2008 NFL season for Tom Brady in Week 1, by bending his knee the wrong way and snapping pretty much anything attached to that knee. This caused the Patriots to miss the playoffs for the first time since 2002, and drop from an 18-1 season to an 11-5 season. God knows how Brady will be in 2009 thanks to this man.

2. national hero

3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.

4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.
Definition 1 Example: "HOLY FUCK MY NEW FAVORITE PLAYER IS BERNARD POLLARD!!!"

Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."

Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"

Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."
by t0mbreidyh8ter April 15, 2009
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Bernard

An anonymous character that lurks on YouTube around DnB videos.
They often make 'phantom' comments that confuse and puzzle the average listener.
Commenter 1:"im still looking for ''Bernard's'' comment"
Commenter 2:"someone please tell me who in the fuck is bernard"
Commenter 1:"fuck u bernard. u wasted 10 minutes of my life looking for your comment"
by LukeHandle January 1, 2012
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bernarner

like a banana but in actual fact a bernarner.

it is a backwards banana- it bends in the other direction
if you have like a really ruddy big bernarner then by jo i want you in my panties
by mikeabratatatat December 7, 2007
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bernerkulous

An ascended form of ridiculous, the Super Saiyan 3, if you will, with ridonkulous clocking in at Super Saiyan 2.
Guy 1: Dude, how RIDICULOUS was that mosh pit?
Guy 2: More than just ridiculous.
Guy 1: RIDONKULOUS?
Guy 2: More. It was BERNERKULOUS.
Guy 1: Whoa. That is a crazy mosh pit.
by HumphreyHydeIII March 24, 2010
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