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Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.
Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.
by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017
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Before These Crowded Streets

1.The best album ever recorded by the Dave Matthews Band...by anyone.

2. Masterpiece
OK Computer was Radiohead's "Before These Crowded Streets"
by James Zane January 1, 2004
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Hoes before bros

Rules for girls, don't ditch your friends to get the boy you like. Or if two girls like the same boy, they don't fight over him.
Sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before dicks etc!
Girl #1: I like him so much
Girl #2: I do too!
Girl #1: Hey! Hoes before broes, let's not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
Girl #2: That's going to be hard, but I agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! I don't wanna lose you!
Girl #1: He's not worth a fight between us! Friendships always last longer!
by Aprilforevar June 28, 2011
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Bro's Before Hoe's

When a male get's pussywhipped into being with a woman instead of another male, therefore putting "hoe'(s)" before the "bro's". This is contradictory to the rule. However the rule has a exception, bro's before hoe's can be disregarded if booty woulb be attained the same evening that the rule was broken.

In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.
David put his friends LAN above going to the movies with his girlfriend therefore adhering to the rule Bro's before Hoe's.
by Naccache December 22, 2008
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nightmare before christmas

The best movie ever starring Jack Skellington aka Bone Daddy. It has awesome animation and the characters like go to christmastown and kidnap the sandy claws. It has the best soundtrack ever!
by darkdreamer July 21, 2003
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Best Before

The date when a product might lose taste but won't poison you after you eat it.
Guy 1: We gotta throw out the cake
Guy 2: Dude, it's two days past the best before, it won't kill you.
by The Man with the Golden Gun January 13, 2013
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girls before pearls

A statement of loyalty much along the lines of, "Chick before dicks," or "Bro's before hoes." Pearls used in reference to or related to the semen "pearl necklace."
"You really gonna go shopping with those bitches instead of hangin' with me?" Answer: "Yo! Girls before pearls!"
by Behind the 8-ball November 27, 2015
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