banana pocket

Using painters tape around a whole banana.. microwaving it for about 30 seconds, cut the end off, squish out the banana, then using the peal held together by the tape as a pocket pussy.

"Mitchell made sweet sweet lovins to that banana pocket "

by theforcewasinher September 18, 2016

banana shaped fuck

Someone who sits down so wrongly that their back is curved like a banana.

Sit straight, you banana shaped fuck!

by MrShadowy May 25, 2021

weed banana explosion

When weed is shoved deep inside ones penis, resulting in a "weed banana." Next, have extremely rough intercorse until you just can't take it anymore. Release that delicious mixture of semen and weed in a powerful explosion that rips open a whole in space time and causes the world to become nothing but weed.

Dude, i just had a weed banana explosion last night with Jessy!
The friend says nothing because he is dead.

by the highest weed fairy ever May 21, 2015

Mambo dogface to the banana patch?

A nonsensical phrase coined by Comedian Steve Martin back in the 1970s from his comedy album "Wild and Crazy Guy" on how he would teach kids wrong words so that they would mystify their teachers. In his joke, he teaches a child instructions on how to ask to use the bathroom with the phrase "Mambo dogface to the banana patch?". The teachers would be completely confused by this phrase. Apart from Steve Martin, his phrase was also used by adults who grew up during that time to mimic "gibberish", like people trying to talk while drunk or having had a stroke or cognitive disorder. It would mostly be used by persons who were teens or young adults in the late 1970s who were familiar with Martin or Saturday Night Live during that time period.

I was so groggy from the anesthesia that I was replying "Mambo Dogface to the banana patch?"

by OxfordGrad85 June 23, 2018

banana basket

Underwear, as they are used to store a man's banana.

Dude, your dick just popped out of your banana basket.

by Forseti May 2, 2006

Banana Peeling

Taking a young boy's virginity; the male equivalent of cherry popping.

My Aunt Annabelle went on a drunken banana peeling spree when she crashed my junior prom.

by G2mbstone September 25, 2008

Banana puddin

Code for sex. A discrete way to suggest a romp without alerting any innocents.

As in: My banana - your puddin

or, Your banana - my puddin

Girl: Do you like banana puddin? (do you wanna go fuck?)

Boy: Definitely (yes)

*Quietly sneak away

by SZfiftyfour July 7, 2011