Batman Hotline

It's the number people call when they are in trouble and need a superhero, or bored on the Omegle online chat website. Some say it's not even answered by the Caped Crusader himself, just a mad lady trying to kidnap you.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Oh hello. May I please speak with Batman?
You: Speaking duh, thats why its called the Batman Hotline would suck if someone else picked it up.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Fucking sweet!
You: Erm...
Stranger: Hello Batman Hotline.
Stranger: I was calling to report collatoral damage caused by the Batmobile.
Stranger: You ran over my baby.

by Chocoeater February 21, 2010

Batman'd

You get deepthroated so hard your voice turns deep, like Batman's.

Chris got Batman'd last night and woke up saying (in a really deep voice) "Where's the Joker?!"

by CaptainGiggles September 2, 2012

batman n robin

usually used by alpha male to their subordinates or anybody that seems to be gay-ish, or real life gay, or when they toss salad

awie n zam r batman n robin, they tossed salad every night

by the grace March 23, 2008

Batman and Robin that Hoe

When you ejaculate on a girls face and stick a wash cloth over it giving the appearance of a mask. Once this step is complete, the younger and smaller homie jumps out the closet for round two.

Did you batman and robin that hoe last night??

"Hell yeah we rocked the b and r. I batman'd that hoe and lil jimmy busted out the bathroom and went robin on her!"

by dick#grayson April 26, 2010

Batman a ho

In a similiar vain as spiderman a ho or superman a ho.

Batmanning a ho entails a surprise entry into the "batcave" followed by a load of skeet to chest (to symbolize the batman logo) while saying "bam, kersplat, pow, etc..." as an omage to the Adam West Batman.

"I batmanned your mom last night"

"Don't simply have sex, batman a ho"

To batman a ho is to know jesus.

by Skullthuggery December 8, 2007

Batman (adjective)

Awesome, Heroic, or Bad-ass.

"dude, that shit was totally awesome!"

switch awesome with Batman (adjective):

"dude that shit was totally Batman!"

by Twisted Paper Clip October 31, 2011

Batman Costume

It's what you wear when you are about to engage dominatrix sex.

My girl is gonna whip me good tonight because I have been naughty boy. Better find my batman costume.

by Pervy Sage March 25, 2010