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Lucky Bastard

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A lucky bastard is a person who is in a relationship with someone who is way out of their league in terms of physical beauty, understanding, and love. The lucky bastard's partner is so madly in love with them that even the scent of their body is irresistible. It is a term used to express envy towards someone who has found such an amazing partner.
Example of the usage of the term "lucky bastard":

Person 1: Have you seen John's girlfriend? She's drop-dead gorgeous and so smart too.

Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a lucky bastard.

Person 1: I heard she loves the scent of his body so much that she wants to inhale it from his neck.

Person 2: Wow, that's insane! He really is a lucky bastard.
by Fucking lucky bastard February 20, 2023
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Frost-Headed Bastard

An unfavorable person who has a frosted hair style, making them look ridiculous.
Stop spending all of your money on haircare, you Frost-headed bastard.
by TAS September 4, 2005
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Tommy-pick a bastard

( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.
If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson
by Sexydimma June 1, 2016
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green tea bastard

You know that Andrei that always acted like he was a lonely 12 year old? He slept with his friends wife. What a green tea bastard!
by launcestonelliot August 3, 2017
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The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.
"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)
by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019
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bastardhole

Noun. Used to describe that which is created when a bastard crosses with an arsehole.
"Look, I didn't touch your minging girlfriend's tits you fucking Bastardhole!"
by The Dee September 16, 2005
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