bar pig

A large woman who frequently takes home people from a bar and sleeps with them.

Ryan got so drunk he left with that fat girl.
yeah, I bet he is balls deep in bar pig by now. Lol

Rosey odonnell
Whale
Hog
Fat chickopra

by mr 300zx October 9, 2013

Bar God

The term given to a certain poet after many years of training. A "Bar God" is a wordsmith of the highest caliber, and is feared by poets who seem mediocre in comparison.

"My word, Matthew's verse was so amazing. he is truly the Bar God Of this land".

by olmategoodtime November 4, 2014

bar crack

The touch screen game consoles found (typically on the coutertops) of bars and restaurants. Popular games include Trivia and Photo Hunt.

Let's take a long lunch at Old Chicago - they have bar crack at every booth. Whoo Hoo!

by Quats July 24, 2008

Bar Rape

When your bartender friend is too hungover to show up for work and you are forced to pay commonfolk prices for modestly poured drinks by another barkeep.

Stupid Andrew didn't show up last night and I had to pay $6 per drink! Call the authorities, I've been Bar Raped.

by Sugartastic S. Dazzle April 14, 2004

Bar stool

the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.

Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.

by Franco V September 23, 2008

Bar Vulture

An unattractive or down right ugly chick who hangs out till last call and then swoops down and snags a guy who's decision making skills have been altered by drinking all night. This creature will scope out the room searching for beer goggle wearing fellows who normally wouldn't give her the time of day.
She tends to strike during the end of the night when most of the good looking girls have already left for the night and guys are getting desperate for a hook-up. It is usually the next morning when the victim sobers up when he realizes he has fallen prey.

" I have to stop drinking so much, i keep waking up with BAR VULTURES."

by b.o.d. June 6, 2007

bar party

A chill session between three or four individuals in which said participating individuals all ingest xanax bars and chill.

Yo we're gonna have a sick bar party when i get them xannies.

by shirtforagrilledcheese December 18, 2011