bull bud

A sun dried stretched out cow's penis used to hit some one or something with. A term used in the Carribean (Antigua).

Me gah bang ya rasswit me bull bud!

by f1898 August 22, 2011

Hop on that bud

Phrase used to ask someone if they want to smoke marijuana.

"Hey yo Kwame, tryna hop on that bud?"

by Icycone November 13, 2009

Jerk Off Bud

A "Jerk off bud" or "jerk off buddy" is a male associate (can be a friend or just a connection) whose primary connection is to get together and mutually masturbate with. This is not a relationship, gay or lover, just two (or more) normal guys who have regular meetings to jerk-off together and then go about their day, usually not to be spoken of outside the "group jerk" or "circle jerk". Optional "helping hands", watching porn, encouraging the others to edge longer, go twice, or shoot cum further can be involved, but not essential. Generally the person hosting the event provides the porn, lube, towels and tissues if needed.

"I met a new guy at the gym, turns out he's my new jerk off bud in the steam room".
"Hey Billy, I got some new porn, want to be my new jerk off buddy and watch it with me? We can hang out at my place".
"I always have a few jerk-off buds who are willing to rub one out with me in a circle-jerk anytime and the wife is cool with it".

by JO Bud August 1, 2021

The Bud Light Effect

Describing the process by which a company adopts less than popular products or advertising and then sees their market share rapidly decline.

With the success of the Bud Light boycott, companies now fear The Bud Light Effect hitting them if they adopt woke policies or sell woke products.

by RGSJ May 25, 2023

Bestest Bud

(Often confused for a bestest friend or bestest buddy. Although there may be some overlap between the three, it is quite an insult to call a Bestest Bud, or the tandem, anything other than their proper name). This is truly someone you care about. They are always there for you no matter what. They can always make you laugh and know how and when to put a smile on your face. Although it may take you some time before you realize that you are in fact Bestest Buds, it will definitely be worth the wait. Bestest Buds are usually met in the strangest of places(Michael Scott's office) and you bond over the most simplest of things(hangman). You can tell them anything knowing that they will not judge you and will give good heartfelt advise when needed. This is someone who you watch movies and have amazing adventures with. Your Bestest Bud is someone who you can be silent with, and it will never be awkward. A Bestest Bud is someone who you can fall asleep on(both literally and figuratively speaking) and not worry about them getting upset rather they just know that you're tired and say goodnight anyways. Bestest Buds are unstoppable when together, so NEVER try and get in their way. This is someone who you hope to keep as a life long friend, forever. I <3 my Bestest Bud. :)

Evan: " So what, are you and Shlow best friends now?"
Me: " HEY! Watch yourself! That's Bestest Buds to you bucko.
Evan: "..."

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Me: " I couldn't ask for a more fun, kind, and sweet Bestest Bud than mine, Chloe. :)

by CW2CS June 6, 2010

Bate Bud

A friend or colleague you masterbate with. Could be straight, bi, gay. Married or single. No need for sex, just bro on bro bonding time. Sometimes you just need to wank & having an extra hand is needed.

Oh I don’t have sex with him, he’s a bate bud.

Going to get a few bate buds together for a Sunday morning bate sesh.

by MWES January 20, 2021

wheelchair bud

Very potent marijuana. To the extent that one may not be able to walk. Usually of the variety C. Indica.

"That was some hella wheelchair bud. I can't move.

by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004