Breastivities

The proceedings or events of a social gathering especially for pleasure or amusement in which idealized examples of the female gender is strongly represented.

"My sister's 21st birthday party is this Saturday. Her whole sorority will be there! You coming?"

"No. I have to have dinner with my family."

"You'd rather have dinner with your family than partake in the breastivities?"

by Jocelyn_pinkpassport January 16, 2009

breast flip

the art of flipping or swiping with at least 4 fingers of contact on another man’s breasticles. this can be done, either catching them off guard, or pinning them down and flipping:

The man was feroiciously breast flipped by another man

by claxby March 11, 2019

Nigerian Breastfeeder

a person who sucks the life out of you. One who depletes everything from you

You know how she is, she's exhausting. She's a Nigerian breastfeeder

by MJ McCully June 8, 2020

large breasted

anything over a C-cup

Marty picked up a large breasted c*ck-sucker during his bird hunt.

by Junior January 5, 2004

breasticle

Breasts, normally possessed by an old woman, that hang to anywhere below the waist, therefore the contraction of "breast" and "testicle" is formed.

Jim: "My gramma has breasticles."
Dave: "I know."
Jim: "When did you meet my /grandmother/?"
Dave: "..."

by Coffee Table December 28, 2005

breast

Something that every strait teen boy loves to see & jack-off to!

i like big breasts

(.) (.)

by Joe Mami September 25, 2006

breasticles

Slang term for tits, boobies, breasts, boobs, baps, babylons, gazongas, puppies, jugs, bosoms, three-penny-bits, bee stings,titties, spaniels ears etc...

'Breasticles, testicles, wallet and watch...'

'I've got a lovely pair of breasticles...'

'Can I have a squeeze of your breasticles please?'

by Empress Sadie April 24, 2006