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Kane is a balloon

When your head is a balloon
by Owestollie May 27, 2019
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"Water" Balloon

A term to describe cumming into an uninflated balloon, turning it into a semen-balloon and throw it at kids at a birthday party and watch to see the kids' reaction when they realize what's on them
I used a "Water" Balloon for JAMIE'S BIRTHDAY
by Rionox February 23, 2023
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Balloon Knot

Pulling out and leaving the condom in the booty hole while clenching therefore creating the “Balloon Knot”
Guy 1: what did you guys get up to last night?
Guy 2: ay yo, I balloon knotted my girl
by thErealCooleditor July 8, 2019
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balloon poodle

Twisting your cock and balls into a balloon poodle
I was so bored that i let my gf balloon poodle me.
by 69niglord April 22, 2018
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balloon condom

A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective
"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"
by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017
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cum balloon

when you ejactualate in a balloon and then shove it up someone's ass to impregnate them without losing your prized viginity
oh I'm a dad now

but your a virgin

yeah I used a cum balloon
by russian mafia boss lvl 99 March 18, 2021
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balloon twisting

Balloon twisting is when clowns use otherwise shapeless balloons of various colors to construct amusing and somewhat abstract sculptures representative of animals or other common objects.
I hired a clown to do some balloon twisting. He twisted them so hard.
by severaltimes July 19, 2010
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