alarm cup

The cup one keeps on their nightstand or by their bed in case of urinary emergency.

My sister stayed at my place last weekend. She thought she was drinking the last of the apple juice but got my alarm cup instead.

Tony was such a dick last night at the bar. But he left his alarm cup full from the night before so I woke him up for brunch with a vengeance.

by Doctor Exotic August 16, 2011

Alarna

Alarna is like a lucky dip. you never know what you could get. she has such good qualities like shes friendly, trustworthy, loyal and really really funny. shes the person you go to when you need a good laugh. shes respectful, honest and i'm so lucky to have a friend like her.

this party will be ten times better now alarnas here!

by KiT_kAt1978 June 16, 2018

Alart

n. When someone farts to heed warning. See also; v. alarting

When John thought there was a spider in bed he alarted me to the situation.

by Sassy Gassy August 5, 2018

Azari

Thirsty mf

Azari always trying to hump the kids

by K_1067 November 24, 2021

Azari

They are a manipulative, lying, psycho hobosexual. Will lie their way into your heart for a place to live. Steer clear of Azari.

Jill: I met the most wonderful person but they don’t have anywhere to go right now. They’ll stay at my place until they can get on their feet.
Rick: Oh no it sounds like you have an Azari, beware.

by Tea-Licious September 26, 2022

Azariah

A Really kind and big dick nigga that’s gonna go far in life 🫶🏾😭💜

Wow 🤩 his dick is huge

Man, he’s going to do great things in life

That’s definitely Azariah

by Unc Curtis November 14, 2022

Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

by I Seymour April 25, 2009