Located in Clarksville, Tennessee, off of the banks of the Cumberland River (i.e. Nashville's sewer), Austin Peay State University (APSU) is a four year public university to attend when one has just enough money to join the exodus out of Memphis, Tennessee, but not quite enough to escape Tennessee itself. APSU retains an environment where music, art, the humanities, and academic dishonesty (in "dem tuff classes") are greatly appreciated as STEM departments at APSU dramatically lower their standards so that students cannot fail on campus. A diploma from APSU will definitely make you stand out well—like an un-robbed house in Memphis. However, good luck anywhere else on Earth! Let's go Peay!
I want to attend Austin Peay State University so that I can walk alone on an empty, silent, freezing, windy campus, smell the Cumberland River's sewage, listen to the highways' traffic, eat at the extremely limited dining facilities on campus, succeed in my classes that do not prepare me for anything, and get an APSU diploma that will only land me a minimum wage job for the rest of my life. Let's go Peay!
by 7even 4our 1ne September 3, 2019
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{Verb}(austed) (to aust) caught for illegally downloading movies, music, and GTA: San Andreas. Also used to say that a person is getting arrested for such matters.
1. That kid was austing some porn when the cops arrested him.
2. Dang, that kid was so close to getting austed by the cops.
2. Dang, that kid was so close to getting austed by the cops.
by nobody1243 May 24, 2006
Get the austing mug.1) The capitol of Texas
2) Austin is typically a great guy that always shows how he feels. If he wants something he takes it regardless of the situation. He is always straight up with people. One of the best friends you could ever ask for. Typically likes to fight and whenever given the opportunity will beat some ass. He is typically someone you don't really notice. You normally meet him through a gay friend but he himself is not. He will always be there for you even if you aren't that close. He is the kind of guy to give you his jacket even if you just look cold. Talks with his hands and very passionate about what he does. Typically knows how to use staff weapons. Easy to fall head over heels for. If you have an Austin in your life cherish him and treat him right because he will always be therefor you if he trusts you. Typically is the cause for a group being created but will only know about two or three and actually enjoy their company.
2) Austin is typically a great guy that always shows how he feels. If he wants something he takes it regardless of the situation. He is always straight up with people. One of the best friends you could ever ask for. Typically likes to fight and whenever given the opportunity will beat some ass. He is typically someone you don't really notice. You normally meet him through a gay friend but he himself is not. He will always be there for you even if you aren't that close. He is the kind of guy to give you his jacket even if you just look cold. Talks with his hands and very passionate about what he does. Typically knows how to use staff weapons. Easy to fall head over heels for. If you have an Austin in your life cherish him and treat him right because he will always be therefor you if he trusts you. Typically is the cause for a group being created but will only know about two or three and actually enjoy their company.
by LongLive April 2, 2015
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Get the Austin mug.1. The capital of the state of Texas and 4th largest state capital by population.
2. 4th largest city in Texas and seat of Travis county.
3. The "live" music capital of the country. Just look at Austin City Limits.
4. home to the University of Texas
5. Thanks to the University, has one of the youngest, hippest, most educated populations in the country. Not to mention:
6. a whole slew of hightech jobs and one of the largest high-tech centers in the country.
7. It is now among the fastest-growing cities in the country.
8. one of the "fittest" and healthiest residents of any American city, thanks to its young pop. and convenient location to recreation.
9. Ranked as the "weirdest" cities in the country.
2. 4th largest city in Texas and seat of Travis county.
3. The "live" music capital of the country. Just look at Austin City Limits.
4. home to the University of Texas
5. Thanks to the University, has one of the youngest, hippest, most educated populations in the country. Not to mention:
6. a whole slew of hightech jobs and one of the largest high-tech centers in the country.
7. It is now among the fastest-growing cities in the country.
8. one of the "fittest" and healthiest residents of any American city, thanks to its young pop. and convenient location to recreation.
9. Ranked as the "weirdest" cities in the country.
Austin is just downright cool. Not necessarily one of the largest metropolises in the country, but very nice and an excellant quality of life nonetheless.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com October 22, 2007
Get the Austin mug.Often misspelled as "asking" by anyone who is not a black, urban, UK resident. Meaning "to arst". White folks have difficulty with this word and its derivatives. So much so - in fact - that they are leaving the UK in their millions for lands where english is spoken.
by crow1670 February 4, 2009
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