CSA (cock sucking assistant)

Cock Sucking Assistant - also known as a hair tie, which alleviates any obstructions that may occur during the job.

Using my CSA (cock sucking assistant) last night, allowed the whole experience to run smoothly without any hairy interruptions. The out cum was beneficial for all involved.

by MellyMooster May 10, 2015

so cal assassins

a group of extremely narcissistic and annoying people in the southern california region, based mostly in the san pedro area and some of the surrounding south bay. basically everyone that tries to belong to the "so cal assassins" are just major douchebags who think they're better than everyone in the history of the world. they pretty much all need a good ass kicking and hopefully will one day realize what incredible fucktards they are.

how to spot a "so cal assassin":

-look for an annoyingly large and lifted truck, usually extremely loud and obnoxious

-a lot of tattooed losers driving them

-people who act like they are not racist, but most definately are, as one can blatently see by their iron cross tattoos and white power state of mind

-someone who does absolutely nothing with their life but try and be cooler than they actually are.

girl #1: hey did you see those loser "so cal assassins" guys driving around in their piece of shit car trying to give everyone dirty looks?

girl#2:yeah, they should really stop with that, its actually extremely embarassing if you ask me.

by ahemmmmm January 20, 2009

assmachine

someone programme solely for the love of the ass

dude, check out carl the fucking assmachine!

by assmachine July 15, 2003

assisted

Retarded, Stupid

My teammates are the most assisted motherfuckers I've ever seen.

by Ulost July 26, 2016

Strap Assassin

An avid deer hunter. Strap refers to the backstraps of a whitetail deer. The best meat on the deer.

That Ted Nugent is really a strap assassin.
Yeah He just killed his third deer today.

by Falko87 December 9, 2010

meme assassin

Behind The Meme, AKA King of the nonmies. He claims to explain memes, but kills them.

It's pretty self explanatory.

The normie king kills memes
Man #1: Behind The Meme killed the Crash Bandicoot Woah meme and the Wot In Tarnation meme. He's a processionalmeme assassin.
Man #2: let's take him down.

by XxDemonKingxX May 20, 2018

asses and elbows

In hasty retreat (i.e. the only part of you the enemy sees)

As soon as the Italians met the French army, they were completely asses and elbows, all morale broken.

by William Martin October 18, 2006