The guy at a conventions that is so fat that it makes all the other fat guys feel pretty good about themselves.
Scott Kurtz @PAXE: "I mean, I'm fat, but there are some fucking fat people here. I think Khoo hired some sort of alpha fat guy to sit in the corner and make me feel good about myself. He just sits there and keeps eating soup, he's too tired to chew anything at this point, and he keeps making noises and begging to leave but Khoo won't let him."
by Crimsonkage March 29, 2010
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by Jerry Lee Lewis December 20, 2006
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Founded in 1909 by Warren A Cole at Boston University, Lambda Chi Alpha is one of the largest fraternities in the world today. Being an international fraternity, it has over 300 chapters that have produced over 227,000 members. Lambda Chi Alpha is widely respected for doing away with the classic pledging process, instead respecting their new members through an Associate Member process. Lambda Chi has openly banned hazing and preaches equality between both brothers and their new members. Lambda Chi's are highly visable on campus and oftentimes are the leaders of many campus organizations. Famous alumni include President Harry S. Truman, Kenny Chesney, John Tesh, Rick Pitino, Woody Paige, Jim Mora Jr., and B.F. Skinner.
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One time my room got ransacked by 4 hot AST's and the spent 4 hours of a saturday night dancing a screaming in my room. A large blow up blimp I had was been tossed around and ridden. MY bed had multiple beers spilled on it and footprints on it from people jumping on it. I just sat back and watched in pure exstacy laughing! They were so funny!
by Brendan February 24, 2005
Get the alpha sigma tau mug.the leader of his tribe of virgins. the alpha virgin typically has his own place where other virgins can comfortably hangout. he constantly reminds his betas that he "could" get laid, he just chooses not to. this is the only time sex is talked about in the alpha virgins' environment.
beta virgin: whats goin on tnite?
alpha virgin: some guys are gonna come to my place later and play x-box and watch stepbrothers.
beta virgin: aight i might go.
alpha virgin: everyone is coming.
beta virgin: okay im coming too.
alpha virgin: some guys are gonna come to my place later and play x-box and watch stepbrothers.
beta virgin: aight i might go.
alpha virgin: everyone is coming.
beta virgin: okay im coming too.
by white8ball June 29, 2010
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by Laura April 13, 2005
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Bodicca, queen of the Iceni tribe in ancient Britannia, was definitely an "Alpha Female." Its not just any woman that can amass an army of 100,000 pissed offed Celts and nearly drive out the entire Roman occupation from their ancient lands.
by Lucifer6 January 26, 2015
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