Texas Accordion

When a man passes gas into a women's vagina and she expels the gas out her vagina

dude,brice,andrew and calvin gave josh's sister so many texas accordions last night,it was ridiculous

by The Knitestick March 18, 2010

jordan acton potts

a sub species of martian that trys to fit in with humans always failing they have the same head as e.t amd will allways follow people around

your so strange you act like jordan acton potts

by jay hitler February 15, 2017

aftork

Term used to describe the precious socializing time immediately after work and just before heading back home.

"Hey Guys, wanna go for quinks aftork 2mrw with us?" === "Hey Guys, wanna go for quick drinks after work 2mrw with us?

by Joly March 25, 2008

erotic acordian

a sex position in which the male opens and closes the females legs repeatedly during intimacy. be warned, it is highly probable of excessive fluids ejaculating from both the male and/or female partners.
note:
1) males, smack your half prepped wang on a biznatches forehead. it will cause definate excitment.
2) females, dont fake anything.. please.

squints: "sorry i couldnt go to that party doode, i was playing the erotic acordian"

chino: "que es eso weeey?!"

squints: "just ask yo' chick ;} "

chino: " (-_-)"

by cunt.crushers_yahh November 28, 2010

Aspiring Actress

A girl with no real job who thinks their looks will get them into Hollywood, as opposed to a "working actress" who has a day job and might do regional theater or small roles in film and TV, or commercials. Commonly seen on reality TV.

I'm an aspiring actress. No, I haven't gotten any work yet, but I've sent out my new headshots!

by FlowersBlackwing January 30, 2009

Porn actress dating site

Any of several dating sites where you can get to know and date a porn actress. They are very popular sites and they often help women to get into the porn business if they will be on there site.

I met my girlfriend on a porn actress dating site.

by The Fury 13 September 28, 2010

Mattress Actress

A girl who fakes sexual pleasure for financial gain. (Alternative to "gold digger")

Loom at that - he's 60 and loaded and she's 20! What a mattress actress!

by Ashley McGrath July 20, 2008