Accounting

You aren't friends with anyone who works in this part of your company, but everyone you're not friends with seems to work there.

Dave: 'Who are they over there?

You: I think that's Mike and John from accounting.

Dave: No I meant the three in the corner

You: Oh right, yeah that's just Bill, Pete and Brian from accounting.

etc.

by kris atonacis March 8, 2011

Stalker Account

A fake account, created on one of today's many social networking sites, for the purpose of hiding ones identity or checking out one's own profile as it looks from other users' perspective.

Girl: I want to know what my status says damnit!!
Guy: You should make a stalker account.
Girl: wtf
Gut: Sign up for a fake email then create a fake account and check yourself out.
Girl: lol y is it called a stalker account?
Guy: I made that up just now

by facehouse August 18, 2012

Texas Accordion

When a man passes gas into a women's vagina and she expels the gas out her vagina

dude,brice,andrew and calvin gave josh's sister so many texas accordions last night,it was ridiculous

by The Knitestick March 18, 2010

Accountability

blame, in the sense that others are free from blame in assigning "accountability" to others

I want to assure the American People that this administration has assigned full accountability to uh, and that, uh, there are people who are, people in this administration, and that (whoever is scape goat du jour) accepts full accountability - and it's hard work! And we've, uh, he's got a job to do, and he's gonna do it. He's accountable!

by Michael Gannett February 16, 2006

accountabilabuddy

someone that you are partnered with, where you are each responsible for each others actions wether good or bad.

(from Southpark Season - 11, Ep. - 02 "Cartman Sucks")

also see - accountabilabuddyable

1)Butters - "Bradley!! dont jump! youre my accountabilabuddy! hows this gonna make me look??"

2) Counsellor - "this is just as much your fault Butters, Bradley is your accountabilabuddy, that makes you accountabilabuddyable!"

by Matt Wegener May 31, 2007

accountabilabuddy

Reference from the show South Park.

A person to whom you are responsible for, and vice-versa for that said person.

Butters, you lost your accountabilabuddy?! You will be held accountabiliabuddiable.

by benormous June 1, 2007

Accountability

Noun: a meaningless term applied to State Standardized testing; generally used to make politicians sound important.

State Senator: Wow, the only student who can't read is the one who never showed up to class all year! We need more accountability for the teachers that did not track that child down and force them to learn.

by hadit January 1, 2005