Skip to main content
User Settings
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee
“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”
by Stayout February 27, 2019
Flag
mugGet the absolutely wallpapered mug.

absolute fuckin unit

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead
she is an absolute fuckin unit
by absolutefuckinunit March 9, 2019
Flag
mugGet the absolute fuckin unit mug.
Related Words
Absoslut • absolute unit • Absolute • absolutely • absolutely not • absolutely perfect • Absolute perfection • Absolute zero • absolution • Absolute Chad

Absolute Punter

Orlaith is a punter
Orlaith you are an absolute punter
by You are a scrote June 23, 2019
Flag
mugGet the Absolute Punter mug.

absolute gamer

bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer
youre not an epic absolute gamer noob
by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019
Flag
mugGet the absolute gamer mug.

Absolute Development

A awesome non-profit discord bot making organization.
discord
I love Absolute Development
by Absolute-dd September 28, 2019
Flag
mugGet the Absolute Development mug.

absolute koon

A crazy black man
Tyrone: YAH BRO, JUST HIT THE JAX OFF A GIRLS THIGH!
Zach: You're an absolute koon!
by zacthemac October 31, 2019
Flag
mugGet the absolute koon mug.

Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection
That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.
by Atom500 January 9, 2020
Flag
mugGet the Absolutely Boner Worthy mug.
More random definitions

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email